You know why remakes are everywhere these days? Basically it’s all your fault. Well maybe not you specifically but it’s the fault of you collectively as the cinema going public. There’s a lot of people out there who for some reason are scared of seeing anything new. Instead they go with what’s familiar forgetting that at some point in their lives the currently familiar was new. It’s the reason Adam Sandler stopped trying all together. Hollywood are so desperate to pull in a profit these days that they spend the big studio producers spend their every waking minute trying to find people willing to work on established franchises or better yet to remake them so they can become a new franchise to milk. Very rarely is a producer or director genuinely interested in bringing an old film to a new generation. If they were they’d supervise a digital restoration of the original work and finance it’s re-release with new marketing. Instead of that though we get the remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street…

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